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Dear Parents:
Ms. Natallia, who excorts the children on the bus from school, has complained to me that the behavior of some of the children on the bus was very bad today. Speciffically, Marcus, Emily and Hondo were tearing up and throwing newspaper all over the bus. Matteus was hit in the eye and proceeded to squart Sunny D all over the bus. Mai Han was throwing a soccer ball and pair of gloves. Cameron was jumping on the seats with Emily laughing and screaming. Gatonga cried because there was so much screaming on the bus. Emily was hitting and pushing some of the older girls and Marcus and there was general chaos. This is an unsafe situation. Please speak to your children about their bus behavior. Natallia was not feeling well today and she needs their respect when she corrects them.

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